House Plant Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Prison Cartoon 4642: Prisoner climbing out window while hanging onto a huge philodendron saying to another, "See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants."

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Insurance Cartoon 3315: A Japanese woman saying to her husband, "Should we get renter's insurance for the plant, dear?" All they have in the living room is one plant, and no furniture.

Flower Cartoon 5863: “They don’t test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.” At a lab houseplants and rocks have lipstick and other make up on them."

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Money Cartoon 8607: "Reason # 23 why a pile of money is better office decor than a potted plant: nobody has to water it when you're away on business."

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Plant Cartoon 3277: A woman waters her plants which include a spider plant, a tiny hydroelectric plant, a tiny coal burning plant, a tiny nuclear plant, and a philodendron.

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Pavlov Cartoon 2654: As a dog drools on the floor a woman says, "Pavlov, dear, could you at least get him to salivate over the wilting plants?"

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Milk Cartoon 1708: A woman says to a man drinking from a milk carton, "Please, dear, don't drink from a bottle in front of the plants."

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Architecture Cartoon 6418: A plant sitting in an architect's office saying, "I need a green house built ASAP."

Ethics Cartoon 5594: "Next on Moral Issues Talk TV: should Venus fly traps who are vegetarians be considered cannibals and be banned in Red states?"

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Plant Cartoon 2765: Next to a plant is a glass with a pair of dentures in it. “The sad case of a Venus flytrap that didn't floss.”

Plant Cartoon 1710: A woman visiting her husband in prison says, "You'll never recognize the philodendrons when you get home."

House Plant Cartoons

Interior Decoration Cartoons

Lighting Cartoons

Painting (Art) Cartoons

Painting (Construction) Cartoons

Forestry & Silviculture Cartoons

Gardening & Landscaping Cartoons

Houseplant Cartoons

Organic Farming Cartoons

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

Information For Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Got comments and/or suggestions about this web page design? Contact me. I, a techno moron, first designed it on an ancient, but much-loved circa 1997 Macintosh.

Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist