Highway Patrol, DUI & Texting While Driving Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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DUI Cartoon 8599: Upon seeing a case of booze wash ashore a man on a desert island says, "Oh great. Part of my probation for my DUI requires me to avoid drinking."

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Phone Cartoon 5586: A motorcycle cop out on the road talking on a phone with miles of cord says, "The department finally found a phone service that actually works in the dead zones in the county."

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DUI Cartoon 5561: A patrolman says to a drunk on hands and knees, "That was a great job of crawling the white line. Now let's try walking it."

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Baby Cartoon 8805: A baby driving with a drunk sitting next to him thinks, "Why am I always the designated driver?

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Dog Cartoon 7430: A dog driving a scooter while his drunken master hangs on the back says to a police officer, "I'm the designated driver."

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Cat Cartoon 8804: A cat driving says to a drunk sitting next to him, "Why am I always the designated driver?"

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DUI Cartoon 4768: A toddler saying to another on an over turned tricycle with a bottle in hand, "How many times have I told you to not drink and drive?”

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Romeo Cartoon 8376: "Juliet should have asked where for art Romeo the old fashioned way, calling from a balcony, not by texting him while he was driving." Romeo was in a car accident and is being ticketed by an officer.”

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Donut Cartoon 8105: A sign over a doughnut counter says, “Don’t binge and drive.”

Radar Cartoon 4498: A surprised patrolman says to another to cop, "How fast? Maybe you had the radar gun upside down and it was an airplane."

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

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The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist