Passenger Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the caption, characters, or settings were different? No problem. I can modify it for you. Have cartoon ideas of your own? I can draw those up too.

Flying Cartoon 9420: When a man on an airplane whimpers, "I think, therefore I am ... or am I?" A flight attendant asks, “Is there a doctor of philosophy on board?”

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Circus Cartoon 5132: One of a hundred clowns at an airport looking at a VW Bug and saying, "Our limo's here."

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Flying Cartoon 3110: A stewardess looking at a man reading a paper and smoking a cigarette in a seat on the wings says, “We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.”

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Luggage Cartoon 1005: ‘Options for carry-on luggage that's too big to fit under the seat or in the overhead bin." Luggage is seat belted in seats while passengers lie in the bin or are curled up under seats.

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Kit Cartoon 4965

Kit Cartoon 4965: A man with a collection of model planes says, "These are so accurate that they even come with inedible food that you have to pay extra for."

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Travel Cartoon 4062: A clerk checking a passenger in at Exotic Travel asks, “Dysentery or non-dysentery section?”

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Flying Cartoon 4302: A stewardess handing out clothespins to passengers to put on their noses says to another, "Mrs. McWit in 19E brought her garlic rolls again."

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Flying Cartoon 4418: In an airport waiting room a tired man asks, "Am I allowed to sit down if I'm on standby?"

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Phobia Cartoon 4985: A nervous man gets off a plane, kneels down on the ground and says, "I hate flying. Thank God for terra firma ...or terra mushy ..." He realizes that he’s landed in a swamp.

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Cat Cartoon 6790: A cat sitting in passenger seat on a plane says, "With my frequent flyer miles I was able to get a seat upgrade from the luggage compartment."

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

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Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons

An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang"

at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

How One Cartoonist's Mind Works
How to create cartoon ideas.

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist

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If you wouldn't steal a newspaper from a blind vendor just because you could get away with it, please don't use a cartoon without permission just because you think you can get away with it. If you would steal a newspaper from a blind vendor, well, I hope you die laughing before you have a chance to steal my work.

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