Fast Food Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the caption, characters, or settings were different? No problem. I can modify it for you. Have cartoon ideas of your own? I can draw those up too.

Fast Food Cartoons 8446

Fast Food Cartoon 8446: A clerk on a cell phone says on the phone, “Just a sec. I have to put a customer on ignore.”

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Business Cartoon 8453

Business Cartoon 8453: As a group of employees huddle around a cash register one says, “Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.”

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Trash Cartoon 8447

Trash Cartoon 8447: Someone stands next to an overflowing trash can with a sign, “Will stomp on trash for $1.”

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Fast Food Cartoon 8454

Fast Food Cartoon 8454: Looking at employees in wrinkled dirty uniforms a customer says, “This is carrying casual Friday too far.”

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Fries Cartoon 8050

Fries Cartoon 8050: At the Want Fries With That Diner a dead man with French fries sticking out of his back, a police officer says, “Looks like a drive-thru fry shooting."

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Baseball Cartoon 8286

Baseball Cartoon 8286: Babe Ruth pointing at a blimp advertising hot dogs and beer saying to the batboy, "Hey kid, get me three of each. I'll hit a home run on the first pitch. Be back in a couple of minutes, OK?" "Finally, we know what the Babe was really pointing at."

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Jogging Cartoon 8077

Running Cartoon 8077: A man stretching looks at someone passed out on the sofa surrounded by pizza boxes and says: “It never fails. Two pizzas exhaust Dad as much as a 10 mile run exhausts me."

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Mime Cartoon 8431

Mime Cartoon 8431: At a restaurant with a sign, “E.E.O. We Employ Mimes,” a man says, “That explains why none of the staff said anything while processing my order.”

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Fast Food Cartoon 8444

Fast Food Cartoon 8444: An employee behind the counter at a fast food restaurant with a roulette wheel says, “Shall we spin the wheel to see how many napkins you get.” There are three options, Zero, One or 236 Napkins.

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Business Cartoon 2970

Business Cartoon 2970: Street vendors sell, "Hot Dogs, $1," "Jewelry,$10" an "Influence, $1,000,000,000."

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

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Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Waldport, Oregon 97394
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If you wouldn't steal a newspaper from a blind vendor just because you could get away with it, please don't use a cartoon without permission just because you think you can get away with it. If you would steal a newspaper from a blind vendor, well, I hope you die laughing before you have a chance to steal my work.

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