Doctor Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Doctor Cartoon 2060: A doctor says to a patient, ”I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.”

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Doctor Cartoon 9187: “Dr. Bone’s first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?”

Doctor Cartoon 8338: Looking at doctor with a completely blank face (i.e., no eyes, no nose and no mouth) a patient asks another, "Have you noticed how hard this doctor's face is to read?"

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Prisoner Cartoon 2334: As a prisoner strangles a guard the guard says to another, “No, he's not performing the Heimlich Maneuver!”

Doctor Cartoon 1132: "A very conscientious doctor trying to resuscitate a dead door nail."

Education Cartoon 1786: A kid in front of a house with a sign, "John McWit, M.D., Susan McWit PhD, Timmy McWit, F.G.G. explains, "F.G.G. First Grade Graduate."

Doctor Cartoon 2179: A doctor on the phone asks, "Do you suppose Dr. Seuss had to deal with outrageous malpractice insurance rates?"

Doctor Cartoon 0274: A doctor pouring out a bunch of pills from an envelope says to a patient, "I suppose you thought it was funny paying your last bill with these and a note saying 'Take two of these every hour until we're settled up.'"

Magazine Cartoon 2182: A woman in a doctor's waiting room asks, "If I chip in $50, would you get some fresh magazines?"

Locksmith Cartoon 1953: A locksmith on the phone says, "You're locked out and want me to make a house call, Dr. McWit. Only if you'll make one for me in the future."

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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

Information For Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Got comments and/or suggestions about this web page design? Contact me. I, a techno moron, first designed it on an ancient, but much-loved circa 1997 Macintosh.

Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist