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Magazines I've drawn for. The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Need a cartoon on a specific topic?
Using my computer data base of over 100,000 cross-indexed ideas, I'll send you some targeted whimsy, you pick out what makes you smirk, and I email the drawings with no obligation on your part to buy anything unless you like them. 
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Use Cartoons in Presentations.
Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.
Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.
Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Rates?
Ridiculously cheap.

POINT OUT ERRORS on this site and get a FREE signed print.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult, published by Caxton Press, is my first book of literary nonfiction. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

How One Cartoonist's Mind Works
How to create cartoon ideas.

Information for Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Personalized Cartoons
An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

Books of Cartoon Collections
Finally, what tens of people have been waiting for: collections of some of my most popular cartoons on various topics. The books only cost $8.50, and that even includes postage & handling if you're in the U.S.

Custom Cartoon Books
Do you run a business & want something special to send prospective clients, give as gifts or hand out at meetings? People can only fit so many souvenir coffee mugs into a cupboard, whereas books of cartoons are something everyone will really appreciate AND keep. I have cartoon collections of various trades that only cost $8.50 per book. At no extra charge you can have your business's name and logo printed on them.

T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

Watercolor Paintings
In addition to cartooning I paint watercolors and draw scientific illustrations. My series titled UnNatural History is a combination of all three. Someday they will be part of a book that's a whimsical look at my life as a naturalist.

Rent a Naturalist
I'm an award winning naturalist. Want a few laughs & learn about the local flora, fauna & history on your next visit to the central Oregon coast. Rent me.

About the cartoonist
T. McCracken
890 North Bayview Loop
Waldport, Oregon 97394
(541) 563-3112

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It is a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

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Sheep Cartoon 5614: A sheep at typewriter says to another, "I'm writing a vegetarian cook book."

 

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Dog Cartoon 8513: A man ogling his dog’s bowl of soup points and shouts, “Look! A pure bred Poodle in heat!” so the dog looks away and he scoops up some soup.” “David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.”

 

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Cafeteria Cartoon 2430: A workman grimacing as he eats says, "We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy."

 

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Gravity Cartoon 0333: A woman floating her kitchen says, "I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning."

 

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Chicken Cartoon 0298: In a race between an egg and a chicken where the egg comes in first the official says, "So the egg WAS first."

 

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Entomology Cartoon 0181: "Mary wonders how to get rid of the entomologist in her kitchen." In a kitchen a man on his knees with a field guide looks at a bug and says, "According to the guidebook, it's Blatta Orientalis."

 

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Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the characters, setting and/or caption were different?
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind is a collection of 100 of my most poplar cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

I fell on my head--not once, but twice--as a tot. What luck! How else to explain my slightly warped mind, a mind where absurd and funny thoughts constantly race around pounding on my skull, demanding to be let out, even at solemn occasions like funerals and the openings of independent brick-and-mortar book stores.

It’s also the perfect mind to have if you’re a cartoonist. Like all great cartoonists, I’ve drawn for the New Yorker, although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. However, hundreds of others around the world have.

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