Umpire Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the caption, characters, or settings were different? No problem. I can modify it for you. Have cartoon ideas of your own? I can draw those up too.

Baseball Cartoon 5388: An umpire with a Dust Buster® sweeps home plate.

Pirate Cartoon 5474: About a pirate who's thrown his peg leg to first base an umpire says, "Egads. I’ve forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself."

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Bowling Cartoon 6672: An umpire saying to a baseball player throwing a bowling ball, "That's three strikes. You're Out!"

Referee Cartoon 6700: One freezing devil shivering in the middle of a snowstorm in hell says to another, "Hell’s freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that a game took place without a single fan criticizing the officials."

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Baseball Cartoon 6640: An umpire standing next to a player with a humongous glove flips through a book says, "I know there must be a rule about using a basketball glove somewhere in here."

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Baseball Cartoon 5035: An umpire saying to a vampire baseball player ready to use a bat (the flying animal kind) as a baseball bat, "Just a minute. Is that a regulation bat?"

Baseball Cartoon 5389: "The rise and fall of the Roman umpire." Ball players in togas look at an umpire who's been hit and knocked out by a ball.

Baseball Cartoon 6746: A woman asking an umpire sweeping home plate, "How come you never sweep at home?"

Baseball Cartoon 5088: A baseball player looking at another driving a golf cart to chase a fly ball asks an umpire, "What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?"

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Baseball Cartoon 5449: An umpire watching little league baseball players fight says, "I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes."

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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

Information For Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Got comments and/or suggestions about this web page design? Contact me. I, a techno moron, first designed it on an ancient, but much-loved circa 1997 Macintosh.

Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist