Construction Loan Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Paharaoh Cartoon 6119

Pharaoh Cartoon 6119: A loan officer says to a pharaoh, "So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?"

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Dog Cartoon 6167

Dog Cartoon 6167: A dog in a bank loan office says, “I need $600 to build a dog house: $210 for materials and labor, $150 for a permit, and $140 for an environmental impact statement.”

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Bank Cartoon 3995

Bank Cartoon 3995: A loan officer says to a woman with kids fighting in the bank, "I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan."

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Loan Cartoon 6173

Loan Cartoon 6173: A construction loan officer says to a contractor, "Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything."

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Loan Cartoon 6110

Loan Cartoon 6110: A bank loan officer says to a couple, "We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up."

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Construction Cartoon 6379

Construction Cartoon 6379: A building contractor with a $150 doll house says to a couple, "I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range."

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Contractor Cartoon 6078

Contractor Cartoon 6078: A contractor says to a customer who's fainted, "Of course, that bid's just an estimate."

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Contractor Cartoon 6405

Contractor Cartoon 6405: A startled home owner says to a contractor, "What do you mean I'm not putting in any sweat equity? I sweat every time you give me a bill."

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Loan Cartoon 6419

Loan Cartoon 6419: Looking at a man's loan application a banker asks, "You write fiction novels as a side line, don't you?"

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Banker Cartoon 6132

Banker Cartoon 6132: A contractor showing pictures to someone says, "Here's a photo of me, my wife, my bulldozer and my banker. This one's just me and my wife."

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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